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| The haggard results of one of history's greatest handsome-offs |
Opening – Olympus Has Fallen, The Croods, Admission
Googan suggestion for the week –
Well, considering this segment is three days late, I hope you enjoyed your weekend with offensive amounts of college hoops like I did. The worst part though? Watching those same eight horrifically annoying
commercials over and over and over… “How was work?” "One more day closer to retirement.” “And
when’s that going to be?” “I don’t know… never?” OH F*CK YOU YOU OLD *SSHOLES!!! IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAD KIDS AND DIDN’T
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND ARE NOW SLAVING AWAY IN SOME CORPORATE PURGATORY WHILE
YOUR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL FACULTIES DETERIORATE AT THE PACE OF A DYING STAR!!! NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY TV AND LET ME RELISH
GEORGETOWN’S EMBARRASSMENT IN ALL OF ITS MAGNIFICENT GLORY!!!