|"You're going to love these chicks dude. Just seriously, don't drop the nitrate."|
Monday, May 13, 2013
The most time-travely movie in the history of time-travely movies
Remember that part in Looper when JGL and Bruce Willy meet up for the first time and JGL's all like, "Yo, so what's the deal with time travel, bro? Like, ain't there paradoxes and sh*t?" And then Bruce Willy's smacks him and is like, "Hey dummy, do you have any damn clue how long it would take us to spend discussing the implications of time travel?? Now get outta here, I got some toddlers to pop." I really liked that exchange because it was pretty much Rian Johnson winking at the audience and saying, "Hey, listen, we know a bunch of this time travel sh*t probably won't make sense. We know. But that's not really the point of the movie." Well, that nonsensical conversation that Willis alludes to? Yeah, Primer is pretty much that movie.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Review: Pain & Gain - The Cinematic Equivalent of that Chaotic Trip to Vegas You Take to Vegas Every Now and Then so You Don't Kill Everyone You Know
|Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? Because guess what b*tch, IT'S A MOTHERF*CKING HAND!!!|