|Hey dipshit, I WILL go Daniel fackin' Plainview on your ass|
|Naw, but seriously hon, how about dem apples? Ya want one?|
Thoughts - Grrr, moral grandstanding and oversimplifying polarizing policy issues! Woof, I'll pass on this like I would free massage from Jerry Sandusky *ba dum cha!* Though that Matt Damon remains one of the dreamiest of the dreamboats. And I think I know a little something about dreamboats...
*stares longingly at fourteen Gosling posters in tiny bedroom*
Texas Chainsaw 3D
|DURR, IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!|
Thoughts - Wow, and you thought you had shit parents. "Yeah, my Dad left me like five million dollars when he died, but I need to get raped by a chainsaw in order to claim it. I know, right? Well, whatever, I f*cked Black Steve from the Sigma Chi house last week so I can't imagine it'll be that bad..." But seriously, it will never cease to amaze me how a studio can just sh*t out the same trash, year after year in a slightly different color, and every single slack-jawed, mouth-breathing yokel out there will drag their half-pregnant, chain-smoking cousins to it as if the theater is handing out free abortions. 'Merica, wooh wooh!
So yeah, go like plant a tree or something this weekend.