|"The name's Kyle Chandler. Now don't be alarmed, but just so you're aware, I will be in ALL of the movies this year."|
|"FIX OUR CITY MAHK WAHLBERG LOOK HOW FACKIN' BROKEN IT IS!!!"|
Metacritic Score - 49
Thoughts - Yeah, this looks about as exciting as your girlfriend's new dye job. I don't understand why January has to be such a complete dumping ground for movies. I mean it's freezing in most of the country and everyone's in sh*tty moods because the season of getting free crap is over. What else is there to do? Read books? Yeah, good one.
The Last Stand
|This = Amazing. The movie... ehh, not so much.|
Metacritic Score - 55
Thoughts - I love Arnold as much as the next bromantula, but this looks reeeeeeally dumb without any of the B-movie fun we all associate with The Governator. And I really don't understand the appeal of Johnny Knoxville. He's... nutty and makes goofy faces? I guess? I don't know, I guess I'm just getting old and gassy. Like your sister. BOOM.
|This is how I imagine every Notre Dame grad reacting to the Manti Te'o news|
Metacritic Score - 58
Thoughts - Bearded Jaime Lannister is apparently in this so... umm... yeah... when exactly does Game of Thrones start up again?