Saturday, February 23, 2013

Opening this Weekend (2/22 - 2/24)

Blue collar Rock being hardcore with Michael K. Williams??  WHAT GODS HAVE I PLEASED?!?!
Opening - Snitch, Dark Skies

Googan suggestion for the weekend - Another light and most likely shitty weekend for movies, so yeah, I don't know, read a book or something.  I'm currently reading two books.  Because I'm smart.

"Yeah, I don't get it either dude, but they're seriously bringing back Paul Walker AND Tyrese."
Synopsis - "A father goes undercover for the DEA in order to free his son who was imprisoned after being set up in drug deal."

Metacritic Score - 53

Thoughts - Movies that look like that this one that are "based on true events" usually end sucking pretty hard.   And this totally looks like a vehicle Stallone would have nailed in the late eighties.  Absurd plot, strained father-son relationship, 'splosions and shit.  I guess what I'm trying to say is I really like Dwayne Johnson, but this isn't exactly what I'm looking for.  Pain and Gain on the other hand?  Thank you sir, may I have another.

Dark Skies
"Doesn't... enjoy... giving... oral." *looks up* "Well, hello, there's your problem."
Synopsis - "A thriller centered on an alien disguised as a human and a boy tagged for abduction." (umm... spoiler alert? -ed.)

Metacritic Score - 47

Thoughts - Keri Russell is pretty.  That is all.  

1 comment:

  1. 2013 - Year of the Rock... Gosling was so 2011