|"And so then I'm all like, "BOOBS!!!" What'd you guys think, pretty clever, huh?"|
I'm not going to go through all the winners and losers; you can find that all that jazz courtesy of the fine gents at Slashfilm. All you need to know is I went 17 of 24 bitches! Wait, is that even good? I have no idea. But I only saw, like, half the movies nominated, so I guess that's a testament to how brilliantly unpredictable the Oscars are.
Some brief observations:
|"Hey, so the Jews and Hollywood, amirite, people??"|
Oh, and the sock puppet version of Flight was phenomenal.
|Of course this happens to the one seemingly down-to-earth person at the Oscars|
|"Alright, Cloonz, what'd'ya say we drop this boner over here and go score some Grade-A Hollywood tail?"|
|"Umm... so yeah, good try everyone else? I guess?"|
So this year we'll try and catch all the nominees and actually do some real predictions and discussion come Oscars 2014, but until then, goog on y'all.